The Rattic

This week has been HORRIBUL!

First mummy put the new babys on the sofa with me and thay squeeked and I got told off! I only huffed at bit! Not fare! :(

AND THEN mummy put the babys in MY CAGE with MY GIRLS and she put me in the little tiny baby cage were is is BORING (I only like if when I am not SUPOSED to be in it!) and made me stay in there for DAYS! Just like last time wen the twins moved in but EVEN LONGER! And I tried to go home when she let me out for playtime but she wudnt let me! And all the babys was on the sofa squeeking at me! D:

So I was very sad and wudnt talk to her and went on a hungry strike and made mummy feel GILTY. HAH.

AND THEN she put me back in MY CAGE, YES, but the igloo wasnt there and all the little ones were screeming and crying at me (even the twins who I lived with befor!) and fiting eech other and the little white curly one kept BITING MY HEAD, HOW DARE SHE???? And I was REELY REELY GUD and ignord them and didn't even huff AT ALL but mummy STILL wudnt let me stay home and she put me back in the littel cage AGEN! DDDDDD:

And then mummy was all sad wich SERVES HER RITE FOR BEING MEEN and then she put me on the sofa with GABBY! EVIL GABBY! And I has met Gabby befor so I know she's nasty so I got redy to fite her and I huffed and kicked her lots but she just lay there and lookd all old and week and mummy got cross and took me away agen! I DONT UNDERSTAND! GABBY IS EVIL! IT WAS A TRIK, SHE WAS GOING TO HURT ME! DDD:

Y DO I ALWAYS GET TOLD OF JUST BECUS I'M THE BIGGEST WUN? I A GUD BOY!

SO THEN I was still in the littel cage BUT FINALY mummy put me back in my big cage and the babys didnt screem quite so much that time so she let me stay there for the nite! And I was scared that mummy wud take me away agen the next day but it has been a few days now and I think she is letting me stay there so YAY! I AM HOME! WITH MY HAMMOCK AND IGLOO AND PIPER AND NO SCARY GABBY! And also 4 babys now, but they are ok wen thare not biting me and being noisy I supose.

BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND Y I GET PUNISHD WENT THE LITTEL WUNS ARE BEING NORTY! ITS NOT FARE, I A GUD BOY! I WASNT DOING ENYTHING RONG! WOT IF THEY NEVER STOPED SCREEMING AND I NEVER GOT TO GO HOME? WOT THEN?! SEE, I THINK MUMMY IS MEEN AND UNFARE!!!! DDDD:

Oh well it is nise to be home finaly. Were it is comfy and warm.

( I missd my igloo! )

BUT THIS BETTER NOT HAPEN AGEN. EVER.

( Merry Christmas )

MORE?! D:

Kitty went to sleep and I culdnt make her wake up again! :(

I am sad. I love Kitty. Kitty is my best frend! And Tosh. I miss Tosh. And Willow a bit. And my bruther. Why do all my frends keep going away? I don't understand! D:

And mummy is sad and scared and I have to look after these babies all by myself exept Piper is helping me with the nest bilding wich is good. She is never allowd to go away.

It has been very sad round here reesently so mummy says it is my job to bring sum happy. Y would she chooz me for that?

Anyways I cant think of much happy stuff for reesons what I will explane later but come to think of it there is 1 happy thing: Piper and Kitty moved back home! They was in the funny short cage with Willow for a wile but Piper was homesick so she moved back in with me (yay, she is nice to lye on) and Kitty dusnt care were she lives so she came home to. I LIKE KITTY. SHE MY BEST FREND. :D So that is happy I gess.

But mostly I am VERY CROSS. You want to no why? Becus a few weeks ago, THIS HAPPUND:

( Fotos! )

Yesterday was my half-birthday! I am two and a half! Mummy says this makes me the oldest rat she has ever had. Yay! I are a winner! I got biscuit and EMP which was supposed to be for Tosh, nom nom nom.

Mummy has moved me and Tosh into the funny low cage that Ginny went in when she was poorly, because we can't get around much now and Adric is being a pest. Tosh is even more wobbly than me. Mummy says she has a brain tumour, which is bad and we are very upset because we love Tosh. D:

But anyway I guess this cage is ok even though I miss the big one. I have my favourite old igloo and my purple bell thing and my friend Tosh to snuggle with and, most importantly, a nice big bowl of food! Yay!

Also, my friend malfoy sent us some very special presents, and mummy took lots of videos of us all having fun with them and put the best bits together for you to see! I was more interested in food, because FOOD IS MOAR BETTAR, but there is an extra special bit at the end...


(Mummy says: The babies had half a green thing each too, which they seemed to enjoy (they are right little piglets, these two!), though I didn't manage to film it. There should be a bit of everyone else ion the video, though. Plus I have a ton of outtakes of Piper being unccooperative which upload as well if you want. ;) I am just so, so happy that I got the finger-grab on video, omg! ♥ Oh, and although she was rather uninterested in the ball here I did find it in the nest with her and Tosh this morning, so one of them seems to like it, at least. :D)

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OMG! WAT IS IT? WERE DID THEY COME FROM?

I R CONFYOOSD.

OMG! 0_0

Adric keeps stealing my food.

JUST BECAUSE I AM AN OLD LADY NOW IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THIS IS ACCEPTABLE.

WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. D:

At least Piper can still put him back in his place by sitting on him. I guess she is useful sometimes after all... I do wish she wouldn't ruin my nice nests though. Hmph.

Yesterday was my sisters' and my birthday! We are TWO, can you believe it? Someone needs to explain to Kitty that this means she is an old lady now. She doesn't get it. Silly girl.

ANYWAY, we got a muffin with candles and ferretvite. :D

( No videos this time, but epic photospam! )

Mummy was trying to take a video of Adric doing his funny skippity-prance thing. I decided to help. :D

Look wot I found in my box of treshure!

( mummy lets me do wat I want because I a funny boy :D )

In our room we have some boring not-rats that sit on the table and do nothing. Sometimes Piper walks on them and drips on them, so they are ALL DIRTY. And this will not do, I do not like DIRTY THINGS, so I pulled them into my favourite hiding place under the table where I do all my grooming, and I washed them! Yay I am such a clever boy!

( I did this all by myself! )

There is a big silver box in our room and one day mummy left the lid open and I found that it is full of TRESHURE!

( Look at all this stuff! )

LOOK LOOK I AM THE CLEVERREST RAT IN THE WORLD!

There is a shiny box thing that mummy has and she waves it in my face and it makes funny noises and flashes at me and then later pictures come out of it! It is very misteerius and many of us have tryd to discover the secrets of this majic picture box but to no avale.

WELL I DID!

YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE TOP! That takes a picture! That is what makes the art stuff!

YOU REEKA! (I dont reek. I am very clean. I wash lots, thankyouverymuch.)

So now I understand how it works I thort I would try my hand at this fotografy lark. When mummy got the majic box out I climed up and pressd the button myself with my own hand and I took a picture!!! All by myself!

( LOOK AT MY PICTURE IT IS SO GRATE!! )

See how clever I am? I AM AN ARTEEEST!