The Rattic

Mummy and grandma gave me a bath today. A bath! How dare they? I do not 'stink' and their description of me as such is immature and needlessly mean. It's their fault I 'stink' if they took Piper away from me so she doesn't wash me any more. I happen to like my natural odour. I do not need to wash myself, nor do need to be submurgerd in horrible soapy water, thank you very much. I most definitely do not need to be cuddled in a towel after they have committed such an act of betrayal.

They will pay for this atrocity.