The Rattic

This week has been HORRIBUL!

First mummy put the new babys on the sofa with me and thay squeeked and I got told off! I only huffed at bit! Not fare! :(

AND THEN mummy put the babys in MY CAGE with MY GIRLS and she put me in the little tiny baby cage were is is BORING (I only like if when I am not SUPOSED to be in it!) and made me stay in there for DAYS! Just like last time wen the twins moved in but EVEN LONGER! And I tried to go home when she let me out for playtime but she wudnt let me! And all the babys was on the sofa squeeking at me! D:

So I was very sad and wudnt talk to her and went on a hungry strike and made mummy feel GILTY. HAH.

AND THEN she put me back in MY CAGE, YES, but the igloo wasnt there and all the little ones were screeming and crying at me (even the twins who I lived with befor!) and fiting eech other and the little white curly one kept BITING MY HEAD, HOW DARE SHE???? And I was REELY REELY GUD and ignord them and didn't even huff AT ALL but mummy STILL wudnt let me stay home and she put me back in the littel cage AGEN! DDDDDD:

And then mummy was all sad wich SERVES HER RITE FOR BEING MEEN and then she put me on the sofa with GABBY! EVIL GABBY! And I has met Gabby befor so I know she's nasty so I got redy to fite her and I huffed and kicked her lots but she just lay there and lookd all old and week and mummy got cross and took me away agen! I DONT UNDERSTAND! GABBY IS EVIL! IT WAS A TRIK, SHE WAS GOING TO HURT ME! DDD:

Y DO I ALWAYS GET TOLD OF JUST BECUS I'M THE BIGGEST WUN? I A GUD BOY!

SO THEN I was still in the littel cage BUT FINALY mummy put me back in my big cage and the babys didnt screem quite so much that time so she let me stay there for the nite! And I was scared that mummy wud take me away agen the next day but it has been a few days now and I think she is letting me stay there so YAY! I AM HOME! WITH MY HAMMOCK AND IGLOO AND PIPER AND NO SCARY GABBY! And also 4 babys now, but they are ok wen thare not biting me and being noisy I supose.

BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND Y I GET PUNISHD WENT THE LITTEL WUNS ARE BEING NORTY! ITS NOT FARE, I A GUD BOY! I WASNT DOING ENYTHING RONG! WOT IF THEY NEVER STOPED SCREEMING AND I NEVER GOT TO GO HOME? WOT THEN?! SEE, I THINK MUMMY IS MEEN AND UNFARE!!!! DDDD:

Oh well it is nise to be home finaly. Were it is comfy and warm.

( I missd my igloo! )

BUT THIS BETTER NOT HAPEN AGEN. EVER.

( Merry Christmas )

I despise you all.

It has been very sad round here reesently so mummy says it is my job to bring sum happy. Y would she chooz me for that?

Anyways I cant think of much happy stuff for reesons what I will explane later but come to think of it there is 1 happy thing: Piper and Kitty moved back home! They was in the funny short cage with Willow for a wile but Piper was homesick so she moved back in with me (yay, she is nice to lye on) and Kitty dusnt care were she lives so she came home to. I LIKE KITTY. SHE MY BEST FREND. :D So that is happy I gess.

But mostly I am VERY CROSS. You want to no why? Becus a few weeks ago, THIS HAPPUND:

( Fotos! )

Yesterday was my half-birthday! I am two and a half! Mummy says this makes me the oldest rat she has ever had. Yay! I are a winner! I got biscuit and EMP which was supposed to be for Tosh, nom nom nom.

Mummy has moved me and Tosh into the funny low cage that Ginny went in when she was poorly, because we can't get around much now and Adric is being a pest. Tosh is even more wobbly than me. Mummy says she has a brain tumour, which is bad and we are very upset because we love Tosh. D:

But anyway I guess this cage is ok even though I miss the big one. I have my favourite old igloo and my purple bell thing and my friend Tosh to snuggle with and, most importantly, a nice big bowl of food! Yay!

Also, my friend malfoy sent us some very special presents, and mummy took lots of videos of us all having fun with them and put the best bits together for you to see! I was more interested in food, because FOOD IS MOAR BETTAR, but there is an extra special bit at the end...


(Mummy says: The babies had half a green thing each too, which they seemed to enjoy (they are right little piglets, these two!), though I didn't manage to film it. There should be a bit of everyone else ion the video, though. Plus I have a ton of outtakes of Piper being unccooperative which upload as well if you want. ;) I am just so, so happy that I got the finger-grab on video, omg! ♥ Oh, and although she was rather uninterested in the ball here I did find it in the nest with her and Tosh this morning, so one of them seems to like it, at least. :D)

As previously admitted, I really like yoghurt pots. I am not entirely sure why this is so humorous to mummy and grandma...



Of course, this yoghurt pot was quickly abandoned as soon as I realised Kitty was sitting on top of the camera and trying to CLIMB INTO MY CAGE. RARGH. I WILL EAT HER. D:

LET ME OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!


That's better. Now I will continue to make loud pigeon noises to let you know how FURIOUS I am that you have left me shut in my boring cage all day with no-one to attack, how very dare you?


I do quite enjoy burrowing in the Ecopetbed bag. There are interesting Adric-smells.


Repeat ad infinitum.

This is a poor substitute for biting Piper's ears, but I must grudgingly admit that yoghurt pots are quite fun to destroy. By 'fun' I do, of course, mean 'not entirely unbearable'.

And by 'destroy' I mean 'turn into brilliant three dimensional artwork'.

( Much better than Adric's pathetic excuse for 'art'! )

Of course, this hardly takes me any time, so I shall now return to chewing the cage bars and wurbling loudly to indicate my general displeasure regarding life, the universe, and everything. But another yoghurt pot tomorrow wouldn't go amiss. Just so you know.

Mummy and grandma gave me a bath today. A bath! How dare they? I do not 'stink' and their description of me as such is immature and needlessly mean. It's their fault I 'stink' if they took Piper away from me so she doesn't wash me any more. I happen to like my natural odour. I do not need to wash myself, nor do need to be submurgerd in horrible soapy water, thank you very much. I most definitely do not need to be cuddled in a towel after they have committed such an act of betrayal.

They will pay for this atrocity.

On Friday it was my birthday. I am now two years old, which makes me a Senior Rat, like Piper.

Of course, I am above such frivolities as birthday parties, so I remained mostly uninterested in this milestone. I did get a muffin but after a bite or two it wasn't dreadfully exciting. I would have rather eaten Piper's ears.

( One photo )

I am still sulking about living on my own... It's not my fault, what did a bit of harmless ear-tearing and eye-gouging ever do to hurt anyone?!

It would have been my sister Ginny's birthday as well, of course. I miss her. I quite liked her really. I didn't even bite her ears...