The Rattic

This is a poor substitute for biting Piper's ears, but I must grudgingly admit that yoghurt pots are quite fun to destroy. By 'fun' I do, of course, mean 'not entirely unbearable'.

And by 'destroy' I mean 'turn into brilliant three dimensional artwork'.

( Much better than Adric's pathetic excuse for 'art'! )

Of course, this hardly takes me any time, so I shall now return to chewing the cage bars and wurbling loudly to indicate my general displeasure regarding life, the universe, and everything. But another yoghurt pot tomorrow wouldn't go amiss. Just so you know.

LOOK LOOK I AM THE CLEVERREST RAT IN THE WORLD!

There is a shiny box thing that mummy has and she waves it in my face and it makes funny noises and flashes at me and then later pictures come out of it! It is very misteerius and many of us have tryd to discover the secrets of this majic picture box but to no avale.

WELL I DID!

YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE TOP! That takes a picture! That is what makes the art stuff!

YOU REEKA! (I dont reek. I am very clean. I wash lots, thankyouverymuch.)

So now I understand how it works I thort I would try my hand at this fotografy lark. When mummy got the majic box out I climed up and pressd the button myself with my own hand and I took a picture!!! All by myself!

( LOOK AT MY PICTURE IT IS SO GRATE!! )

See how clever I am? I AM AN ARTEEEST!