The Rattic

This week has been HORRIBUL!

First mummy put the new babys on the sofa with me and thay squeeked and I got told off! I only huffed at bit! Not fare! :(

AND THEN mummy put the babys in MY CAGE with MY GIRLS and she put me in the little tiny baby cage were is is BORING (I only like if when I am not SUPOSED to be in it!) and made me stay in there for DAYS! Just like last time wen the twins moved in but EVEN LONGER! And I tried to go home when she let me out for playtime but she wudnt let me! And all the babys was on the sofa squeeking at me! D:

So I was very sad and wudnt talk to her and went on a hungry strike and made mummy feel GILTY. HAH.

AND THEN she put me back in MY CAGE, YES, but the igloo wasnt there and all the little ones were screeming and crying at me (even the twins who I lived with befor!) and fiting eech other and the little white curly one kept BITING MY HEAD, HOW DARE SHE???? And I was REELY REELY GUD and ignord them and didn't even huff AT ALL but mummy STILL wudnt let me stay home and she put me back in the littel cage AGEN! DDDDDD:

And then mummy was all sad wich SERVES HER RITE FOR BEING MEEN and then she put me on the sofa with GABBY! EVIL GABBY! And I has met Gabby befor so I know she's nasty so I got redy to fite her and I huffed and kicked her lots but she just lay there and lookd all old and week and mummy got cross and took me away agen! I DONT UNDERSTAND! GABBY IS EVIL! IT WAS A TRIK, SHE WAS GOING TO HURT ME! DDD:

Y DO I ALWAYS GET TOLD OF JUST BECUS I'M THE BIGGEST WUN? I A GUD BOY!

SO THEN I was still in the littel cage BUT FINALY mummy put me back in my big cage and the babys didnt screem quite so much that time so she let me stay there for the nite! And I was scared that mummy wud take me away agen the next day but it has been a few days now and I think she is letting me stay there so YAY! I AM HOME! WITH MY HAMMOCK AND IGLOO AND PIPER AND NO SCARY GABBY! And also 4 babys now, but they are ok wen thare not biting me and being noisy I supose.

BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND Y I GET PUNISHD WENT THE LITTEL WUNS ARE BEING NORTY! ITS NOT FARE, I A GUD BOY! I WASNT DOING ENYTHING RONG! WOT IF THEY NEVER STOPED SCREEMING AND I NEVER GOT TO GO HOME? WOT THEN?! SEE, I THINK MUMMY IS MEEN AND UNFARE!!!! DDDD:

Oh well it is nise to be home finaly. Were it is comfy and warm.

( I missd my igloo! )

BUT THIS BETTER NOT HAPEN AGEN. EVER.

THIS LITTEL BLACK THING KEEPS HUMPING ME

SO I DUS HUFF AT HER LIKE ADRIC TORT ME

AN BYT HER SO SHE SKWEEKS

AND THEN MUMMY GET CROSS WITH ME

ITS NOT FARE

ITS MY SOFA

Y R THAY ALLOWD ON IT :(

Mummy and grandma gave me a bath today. A bath! How dare they? I do not 'stink' and their description of me as such is immature and needlessly mean. It's their fault I 'stink' if they took Piper away from me so she doesn't wash me any more. I happen to like my natural odour. I do not need to wash myself, nor do need to be submurgerd in horrible soapy water, thank you very much. I most definitely do not need to be cuddled in a towel after they have committed such an act of betrayal.

They will pay for this atrocity.

Mummy says I am fat!

Actually this is true but I am an old lady and I have lumps, I am allowed to be fat! It doesn't matter if I can't run... and my tummy scrapes on the floor... anyway, I won't let them take my FOOD away so mummy and grandma are making me climb the stairs to get treats. Whaaaaaaaaat. NOT FAIR.

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME??? IT IS HARD WORK AND UNDIGNIFIED! D:



Oh well. At least I get a yoggie when I get to the top.

Also I like to help mummy with the shiny box. And I chatter lots because I a happy girl. Except when they make me climb stairs.

Chairs are yummy.

Mummy is a spoilsport. :(

Last night I was hoarding food in the igloo like always and Piper came and took my peanut BEFORE I HAD FINISHED! I got very cross and huffed at her. (I didn't hurt her but she screamed a lot. Maybe she was scared that I was going to bite her ears like Gabby used to. I am not that nasty!)

Anyway, that reminded me of something. I am usually a very nice and calm rat and I get on with everybody and I look after them all. But there is one thing that makes me ANGRY. I don't like it when they interfere with my food stash or my nest building!

Sometimes we get spaghetti, which is good. It is long and slimey and stretchy and nice to sleep on. One time I spent hours making a nice nest out of the spaghetti in the igloo so everyone could snuggle up in it and enjoy the cold stickiness. It was a very beautiful nest.

AND THEN THEY ATE IT!!!

They ate my beautiful spaghetti nest that I built for them! How dare they?!

I was heartbroken and wouldn't talk to them and went in the hammock and sulked by myself for two days. And mummy laughed at me. IT IS NOT FAIR. DOES NO-ONE SEE THE INJUSTICE???



- Willow