The Rattic

Today a good thing happend. THERE WAS WITE STUF ON THE GROWND THAT ONLY COMES WUNS A YEER CALLD SNOW.

( I LOVE SNOW! )

Snow is gud!

EXEPT

Wen I went out for walkies in the park there was a littel person MADE OF SNOW!!! And it had STICKS for arms!! It was REELY REELY SCARY so I BARKED AT IT LOTS and wudnt go neer it. THAT WIL SHOW IT IT CANT HURT ME. I do not understand y mummy was larfing at me. :(

WEN I HUMP HER HER EERS WIGGEL



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNY



NOW SHE ALL HUFFY AGEN THO :(

Yesterday was my half-birthday! I am two and a half! Mummy says this makes me the oldest rat she has ever had. Yay! I are a winner! I got biscuit and EMP which was supposed to be for Tosh, nom nom nom.

Mummy has moved me and Tosh into the funny low cage that Ginny went in when she was poorly, because we can't get around much now and Adric is being a pest. Tosh is even more wobbly than me. Mummy says she has a brain tumour, which is bad and we are very upset because we love Tosh. D:

But anyway I guess this cage is ok even though I miss the big one. I have my favourite old igloo and my purple bell thing and my friend Tosh to snuggle with and, most importantly, a nice big bowl of food! Yay!

Also, my friend malfoy sent us some very special presents, and mummy took lots of videos of us all having fun with them and put the best bits together for you to see! I was more interested in food, because FOOD IS MOAR BETTAR, but there is an extra special bit at the end...


(Mummy says: The babies had half a green thing each too, which they seemed to enjoy (they are right little piglets, these two!), though I didn't manage to film it. There should be a bit of everyone else ion the video, though. Plus I have a ton of outtakes of Piper being unccooperative which upload as well if you want. ;) I am just so, so happy that I got the finger-grab on video, omg! ♥ Oh, and although she was rather uninterested in the ball here I did find it in the nest with her and Tosh this morning, so one of them seems to like it, at least. :D)

Why are these annoying little wriggly things attacking me? I only wanted their EMP! D:

As previously admitted, I really like yoghurt pots. I am not entirely sure why this is so humorous to mummy and grandma...



Of course, this yoghurt pot was quickly abandoned as soon as I realised Kitty was sitting on top of the camera and trying to CLIMB INTO MY CAGE. RARGH. I WILL EAT HER. D:

Mummy was trying to take a video of Adric doing his funny skippity-prance thing. I decided to help. :D

LET ME OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!


That's better. Now I will continue to make loud pigeon noises to let you know how FURIOUS I am that you have left me shut in my boring cage all day with no-one to attack, how very dare you?


I do quite enjoy burrowing in the Ecopetbed bag. There are interesting Adric-smells.


Repeat ad infinitum.

Mummy says I am fat!

Actually this is true but I am an old lady and I have lumps, I am allowed to be fat! It doesn't matter if I can't run... and my tummy scrapes on the floor... anyway, I won't let them take my FOOD away so mummy and grandma are making me climb the stairs to get treats. Whaaaaaaaaat. NOT FAIR.

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME??? IT IS HARD WORK AND UNDIGNIFIED! D:



Oh well. At least I get a yoggie when I get to the top.

Also I like to help mummy with the shiny box. And I chatter lots because I a happy girl. Except when they make me climb stairs.

I'm sorry this is so late. Mummy has been away with the shiny box. But here is a happy birthday message for my dear admirer.

I hope you can hear my whistling!



Mummy says you are 25. That is very very old. :o I hope you had a good birthday. Did you get a muffin and crayons? Can I have some?

Yesterday was my second birthday! I am two years old! I think that is old but I don't feel old at all. A bit fat, though...

ANYWAY, so guess what I got today? LOTS OF FOOD! :D Mummy got me a banana muffin for my birthday! Hooray!

And even better, guess what she put on it instead of candles?

No, go on, guess...

WAX CRAYONS!!!

Just like Miney's birthday muffin! :D I love Miney! I LOVE WAX CRAYONS! :D:D:D




And I got lots of cuddles and fuss, too! I A HAPPY GIRL! BIRTHDAYS IS GOOD!

( Lots and lots and lots of photos, because it is my birthday and I should be worshipped even more! )

FISHING FOR TISSUES! I always check pockets for tissues. And then throw them on the floor.



Mummy was trying to get me to pose and be all cute like Piper does with the flashy thing. Pffft. Tissues are much more important. Also, I like eating the flashy thing. And then mummy complains that there are sticky paw marks on it. Mummy is annoying.

Tickle my fuzzy tummy please?

I like you, malfoy! Because of you I get lots of food while mummy points the shiny thing in my face for you to see me! HOORAY THANK YOU! FOOD IS GOOD!

SEE HOW I NOM NOM NOM


(Mummy says: LOOK, IT'S THE BOGGLY EYES IN MOTION! Thought you'd enjoy this. Lulz, see how her ears wobble when she eats? Most flexible dumbo ears EVAR. And that crash was Kitty knocking the lid off a box. The way Piper's ears go up at that absolutely cracks me up. XD I did try to get her to give the camera kisses for you - she does sometimes - but she just wanted more popcorn. Typical.)

Well that is because food is much more important!

But my ears are awesome, yes.

The Small Scarys are a bit angry that I get the very first post to there new blogg thing but sasha_lilyrat sed I could cos ITS MY BIRFDAY!

Tooday I am 8 YEERS OLD! And I have lived with my family for 7 yeers! I think that is a long time. None of the Small Scaries hav been here that long.

I GOT A CHEWY THING! :D